Wednesday, 20 April 2011
Smooching : Paki college teens.....
Joke: Horsey ride
One day, little Mikey came home from kindergarten and couldn't find his mother. So he headed upstairs and opened her bedroom door.
To his surprise, he saw his dad stripped naked on top of his mom, who was also naked, both heavily into the sexual act. Not wanting to traumatize the boy, the parents continued to do what they were doing.
After a couple of minutes, Mikey asked, "Daddy, can I climb on top and have a horsey ride?"
The dad thinks for a second, "Of course son, we're a family."
After a couple more minutes his mother starts moaning and writhing wildly.
"Hang on Dad!" cries Mikey, "This is where me and the mailman usually fall off!"
Saturday, 16 April 2011
Horny Jaipur couple fucking on honeymoon (Part 2)
Previously : Jaipur couple fucking on honeymoon (Part 1)
Smooching : Kashmiri College teens kissing passionately
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Joke: Handjob by blonde
A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:
Cheese Sandwich: - $1.50.
Chicken Sandwich: - $2.50.
Hand Job: - $10.00.
Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons one of the three exceptionally attractive blondes serving drinks to an eager-looking group of men.
“Yes?” she inquires with a knowing smile, “can I help you?”
“I was wondering”, whispers the man, “are you the one who gives the hand-jobs?”
“Yes”, she purrs, “indeed I am”
The man replies “Well wash your hands, I want a cheese sandwich!”
Cheese Sandwich: - $1.50.
Chicken Sandwich: - $2.50.
Hand Job: - $10.00.
Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons one of the three exceptionally attractive blondes serving drinks to an eager-looking group of men.
“Yes?” she inquires with a knowing smile, “can I help you?”
“I was wondering”, whispers the man, “are you the one who gives the hand-jobs?”
“Yes”, she purrs, “indeed I am”
The man replies “Well wash your hands, I want a cheese sandwich!”
Friday, 15 April 2011
Horny Jaipur couple fucking on honeymoon (Part 1)
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Smooching : Cute teen couples romance :)
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Joke: Charging her husband for sex
A woman went to a lawyer to discuss divorcing her husband. “Don’t you love him anymore?” asked the lawyer.
“Oh, I still love him,” the chick replied.
“But all he ever wants is sex, I can’t take it.”
“Instead of divorcing him why don’t you try charging him every time he wants to make love?” the lawyer suggested.
“Oh, I still love him,” the chick replied.
“But all he ever wants is sex, I can’t take it.”
“Instead of divorcing him why don’t you try charging him every time he wants to make love?” the lawyer suggested.
The exhausted wife decided to give the plan a try. As soon as she walked into the house that night her husband put the hard word on her.
“Not so fast,” she replied. “From now on it’ll be $10 in the kitchen, $20 in the living room and $50 in the bedroom.”
“Well, then,” he said. “Here’s $50.”
The wife began walking to the bedroom. ” Hold on,” he said, grabbing her hand. “That’ll be five times in the kitchen!”
The wife began walking to the bedroom. ” Hold on,” he said, grabbing her hand. “That’ll be five times in the kitchen!”
Thursday, 14 April 2011
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Previously : Hydrabad College Couples (Part 1)
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Smooching : Banglore School Students.
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Joke: Perfect breasts
A guy walking down the street sees a woman with perfect breasts. He says to her, “Hey miss, would you let me bite your breasts for $100 dollars?
“Are you nuts? !!” she replies, and keeps walking away. He turns around, runs around the block and gets to the corner before she does.
“Would you let me bite your breasts for $1,000 dollars?” he asks again.
“Listen you; I’m not that kind of woman! Got it?” So the guy runs around the next block and faces her again. “Would you let me bite your breasts just once for $10,000 dollars?”
She thinks about it for a while and says, “Hmmm, $10,000 dollars, eh? Ok, just once, but not here. Let’s go to that dark alley over there.”
So they go into the alley, where she takes off her blouse to reveal the most perfect breasts in the world. As soon as he sees them, he grabs them and starts caressing them, fondling them slowly, kissing them, licking them, burying his face in them, but not biting them.
The woman finally gets annoyed and asks, “Well? Are you gonna bite them or not?”
“Nah”, he replies. “Costs too much…”
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Wednesday, 13 April 2011
Pain Full Ass F**k
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Joke: Best Pickup Lines I’ve Used
The word of the day is “LEGS”, let’s go back to my place and spread the word.
Let’s name your legs. The right one is Thanksgiving and the left one is Christmas. Can I come between the holidays?
I’d like to fuck your brains out, but it looks like someone beat me to it.
Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
Was your daddy a baker? ‘Cause you sure gotta nice set of buns.
Can I borrow a quarter? I just want to call your mother and thank her for having you!
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